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After waking a malignant force that’s hellbent on destroying them, the housemates at 13 Cromwell Lane are in a whole world of trouble. Worse still, there seems to be no way of stopping it. And as the body count rises and the deaths get ever more gruesome, the chances of survival start to look horribly slim.

Set in an English university town in the early 2000s, this debut horror novella will entertain and appall you in equal measure.



WHAT READERS ARE SAYING

"A thoroughly nasty little novella."

"I feel revolted, horrified, disgusted, and a bit queasy."

"A slow descent into madness."

"The kind of book that asks you to cheer the kills."


Life is no bowl of cherries for the Smiths. Matt is a selfish prick with a drinking problem, and his long-suffering wife has fallen foul of a most unsavoury guest. As merry hell begins to break loose and it becomes clear that her life is in mortal danger, Matt finds himself dealing with more than one demon. The question is, will he finally prove man enough to rise to the occasion?

Book number two in the Hartmouth Horrors series of standalone novellas, this dark little tale crackles with irreverent nastiness.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING

"Not for the faint of heart."

"Impactful, disgusting, funny."

"I physically could not tear myself away."

"Funny and sardonic, and grotesque."


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